Over The Hill And Under The Bridge
Monday, October 27th, 2008
…actually, to call Bert “over the hill” would be a major understatement, given that we’re dealing with an OldFartsYoungTarts update here. In fact, this retiree is just enjoying a walk in the neighborhood under a bridge, when a naughty young tartlet named Martina decides to pester him by taking a leak right in front of him. She thinks that will drive him nuts and set him off on an old-man rant. Well, it didn’t, so tuff luck, bitch. Instead, it drove the old man wild with lust, seeing her exposing her ass and peeing like she doesn’t have a care in the world.
So, do you remember our moms telling us to be careful going under bridges for fear of bad men lurking about? Here’s that fear materialized: an old geezer rutting on a fresh young thing, and having the time of their lives. It’s enough to give anyone the heebie-jeebies. But if you’re into the May-December thing, take a good long look.
